Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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