playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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