Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I love you. Go after that dick
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