I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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