This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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