quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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