I have demons in me.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
