I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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