We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
please come you make the beer taste better
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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