There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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