there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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