i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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