Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
