yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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