Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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