Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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