2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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