nut hugger
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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