I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
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