In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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