we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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