IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
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