the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
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