dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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