finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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