What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
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hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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