clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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