Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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