How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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