some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Did we literally take a cab across the street
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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