Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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