Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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