And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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