Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
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Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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