Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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