Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
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I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
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