is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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