i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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