I wanna bring you to show and tell
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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