should my penis look like a turkey
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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