You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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