alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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