You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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