already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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