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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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