But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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