I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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