He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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