it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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