I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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