new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
