have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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